Tag: Neymar Porn

The Neymar 200

Neymar’s tribute kit for his 200th match with Santos makes me want to eat used lip balm. Just so regrettable. But the goal below in that same match…

Neymar Porn: A Rainbow Flick Against Atletico Mineiro (Video)

Pretty self-explanatory. But pretty impressive. Neymar managed this one against Atletico Mineiro on Wednesday. Gah.

Neymar Porn: Fan’s View Of Amazing Free Kick Against Belarus (Video)

Neymar’s free-kick against Belarus in Olympic group play is one of the highlights of the Games thus far, soccer or not. And arguably the best view that I’ve…

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Neymar Porn, Part III (Video)

Two things about this one: One, nice defense. Two, as impressive as that move may be, well done by the defender (a real Ney-sayer, no?) to chop him…