Tagged: Neymar Porn

Neymar Porn: Fan’s View Of Amazing Free Kick Against Belarus (Video)

Neymar’s free-kick against Belarus in Olympic group play is one of the highlights of the Games thus far, soccer or not. And arguably the best view that I’ve seen of it was captured by a fan in the stands, as seen above. Really gives you a sense of the bend he gets on the ball. Amazing stuff. [Via 101GreatGoals]

In other Neymar news, Marca.com is reporting (air quotes around reporting, thank you very much) that he’s as close as ever to joining Barca this summer. Which means he’s as far away as ever to joining Barca this summer. But still, it’s Neymar, so you’ll click. Or at least I did (and likely will again).

Neymar Porn, Part III (Video)

Two things about this one: One, nice defense. Two, as impressive as that move may be, well done by the defender (a real Ney-sayer, no?) to chop him down after showboating like that. That’s gratuitous, even by Neymar Porn standards.

(Previously on TDK: Great moments in Neymar porn one and two.)