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Ronaldo’s Veiny Legs (Photo)

Cristiano Ronaldo’s legs are not like my legs, or your legs. They’re far more ‘splosive. And far more veiny. Yuckticos.

Carlos Valderrama Stars In Film ‘Por Un Puñado De Pelos’, ‘For A Handful Of Hairs’ (Video)

I just don’t know anymore.

Ronaldinho Gets Teeth Fixed (Photo)

By leading Atlético Mineiro to the Copa Libertadores title in July, Ronaldinho joined Cafu, Dida, Roque Júnior, Carlos Tevez and Walter Samuel on a short, esteemed list of…

Jozy Altidore Hat-Trick Against Bosnia-Herzegovina (Video)

Jozy Altidore netted a hat-trick in a friendly against Bosnia-Herzegovina on Wednesday. The first one (above) was a strong finish of a threaded pass from Fabian Johnson. But…

Aron Johannsson Joins US Soccer, Came To America To Party Less

USSccer.com caught up with ballyhooed young striker Aron Johansson. The 21-year-old striker talked about his stateside connections — he was born in Alabama — and had some interesting…

Paolo Dicanio Leads Punishing Sunderland Training Through Example

Interesting stuff out of Jozy Altidore’s new home. Speaking to the Guardian, veteran defender John O’Shea has detailed how Paolo Dicanio has run off season training this year….

Andrea Pirlo and Leonardo Bonucci Give American Football A Go (Video)

I don’t get the point of this video, really. Especially all the slo-mo. But … Pirlo.

Joshua Pynadath: Future Of American Soccer? (Video)

The Guardian ran coverage of 11-year-old US soccer-er Joshua Pynadath. Why? Pynadath spent the summer playing for Real Madrid’s youth academy. And he’s also got crazy skills. Check…

Luis Suarez Abitab Commercial (Video)

I’ve never been of the opinion that Liverpool forward Luis Suarez is a cheat. I’ve always just seen him as hyper-competitive. Regardless, this Abitab commercial pokes fun at…

Clint Dempsey’s Most Treasured Possession Is His First Kit

Per the above official Spurs video. Shut up for thinking his answer was boring; it was a gift from moms!

Brek Shea Knows The Way To The Gun Show

Stoke City’s own yank abroad, Brek Shea, recently posted the above photo to his Instagram account. Then pulled it down just as quickly. Small wonder given how much…

Belgium If You Got ‘Em

Stu Holden and Jermaine Jones redefine friendly game faces. [Via Jones’ Twitter]

Robin Van Persie’s Freestyle Flair Would Be Welcome American Import

Want to know why RVP’s able to bang in 26 goals for Manchester United in his debut season and build a reputation as one of the greatest forwards…

Fine Footy Footy Finds

Random videos — some obscure and some not — culled from the soccerwebs over the last few weeks. The next time someone asks you what a well struck-PK…

Paolo Di Canio’s Latest Smackdown (Video)

Figured it was appropriate to run the above video from a few weeks back based on Di Canio’s harsh words for his Sunderland players after their final match…

Fabio Coentrao Finds Out He’s Not In Real Madrid’s 18 (Video)

I’ve long wondered what it would look like when a player makes a mistake on whether or not he’s among the subs. Now I know, thanks to Fabio…

Dax McCarty Tracks Down Pep Guardiola In New York

At a Knicks game, no less. And no, Ryan Meara isn’t photo-bombing, people. He’s part of the haps as well.

Thierry Henry Overhead Goal Against Montreal Impact (Video)

Also slept a bit on this one, but what a strike by Titi on Wednesday. Unfortunate that more people weren’t there to see it, but the numbers will…

Michael Bradley, Francesco Totti Volkswagen Commercial (Video)

Should’ve posted this a while ago, but, for me, this VW ad starring the General and Totti! redefines the definition of “classic”. In a weird way, as an…

Nike’s Totti Roma Derby Tribute (Video)

My favorite bit is the banner that says, “No Totti No Party”. It’s like Totti’s a fake ID or something.