Category: Real Madrid

Gareth Bale Scores First Goal For Real Madrid (Video)

Bale’s first for his new club. For a tap-in, it actually isn’t half-bad. Love the sheepish heart-shaped-hands afterwards.

Ronaldo Greets Gareth Bale At First Day Of Real Madrid Training (Photo)

F**k me, this photo cracks me up. It’s like the first day of high school at the Bernabeu; CR7 the cool senior and

Lionel Messi Supports Madrid 2020 Olympic Bid (Video)

Let it never be said that Lionel Messi doesn’t love Madrid. The city, that is. Messi recently popped up in some promo videos backing the Spanish city’s attempt…

Ronaldo’s Veiny Legs (Photo)

Cristiano Ronaldo’s legs are not like my legs, or your legs. They’re far more ‘splosive. And far more veiny. Yuckticos.

Joshua Pynadath: Future Of American Soccer? (Video)

The Guardian ran coverage of 11-year-old US soccer-er Joshua Pynadath. Why? Pynadath spent the summer playing for Real Madrid’s youth academy. And he’s also got crazy skills. Check…

Fabio Coentrao Finds Out He’s Not In Real Madrid’s 18 (Video)

I’ve long wondered what it would look like when a player makes a mistake on whether or not he’s among the subs. Now I know, thanks to Fabio…

Yanks Abroad: KICKTV in Spain

Just so you know, you can buy a sex doll rather easily on a Sunday in Madrid. It’s much harder to do in Barcelona, however, I’ll tell you…

Cristiano McKayla Ronaldo Is Not Impressed With Andres Iniesta Winning UEFA’s Best Player In Europe Award

You can’t spell “meme” without “me,” eh, CR7? (Classic moment captured after Iniesta was named the top player in Europe.) [Via @afootballreport]

Real Madrid-Barcelona Highlights: Ronaldo Flick, Messi Free-Kick (Video)

Real Madrid topped Barca 2-1 (4-4 aggregate, with Real winning on away goals) to take the Spanish Super Cup at the Bernabeu on Wednesday. And the highlights lived…

Jose Mourinho Talks To Jimmy Conrad About Jimmy Conrad (Video)

Great KickTV video where Jimmy Conrad and the crew catch up with Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho and sticksman Iker Casillas. My favorite part: Real Madrid PR flak…

Cristiano Ronaldo Stabs AC Milan With A Laser (Video)

Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice against AC Milan in the Galacticos’ 5-1 win over the Rossoneri on Wednesday night, but only one of his goals was made of laser…

Cristiano Ronaldo Says MLS Might Be Future Home

As far as proper transfer rumors go, this one’s about as dubious as Peter Tosh‘s dressing room just before a big show, but it’s CR7, so it’s worth…

Real Madrid Celebrates Barca Win With A Little Belle And Sebastian

And you thought Barca and its supporters were the definition of twee. Think again. From Sid Lowe’s post-Clasico wrap-up at the Guardian, describing in detail how Real Madrid…

Composite Faces Of The Four Champions League Semifinalists

Above is the composite face of the Real Madrid squad that’s reached this year’s Champions League semifinals. A “composite face” is reached by overlaying images of all of…

Iker Casillas Wipes, Well, Snot On A Young Fan Before APOEL-Real Madrid Match (Video)

For the life of me, I don’t know why I’m posting this. Wait, yes I do. It’s because I’ve actually looked into how much it would cost to…

Iker Casillas Congratulates Dynamo On New Digs With Mayoral Refinement (Video)

Sorry, but this video of Real Madrid sticksman Iker Casillas congratulating the Dynamo on their new stadium is just a little weird. “I wish you the best of…

Real Madrid Golf Cart Thumps Female Fan On UCLA Campus

There’s nothing funny about this, but then there’s everything funny about it. The fact that the golf cart stops for a beat before speeding off again? The fact…