And you thought Barca and its supporters were the definition of twee. Think again. From Sid Lowe’s post-Clasico wrap-up at the Guardian, describing in detail how Real Madrid players celebrated their win over Barcelona in El Clasico.

(Sergio) Ramos took pictures of him and his team-mates – “sensitive content”, said Twitter – and (Xabi) Alonso put on a bit of Belle and Sebastian.

Not sure which brand of content is more sensitive at the end of the day, but to each his own.

(My best guess at the S&B dressing-room playlist: Me and the Mejor, to be followed by Barca’s response, naturally.)