I don’t know that this Clint Dempsey Guardian “Gallery” effort is the best series installment I’ve ever seen — the American football jokes are a bit forced — but Martin Jol as a clingy monkey and Danny Murphy with crazy hair certainly make this worth clicking through. And then there’s the whole, “they only roast you if you matter” thing, I suppose.

What a weird, but cool, but ultimately weird, time to be an American soccer fan these days. Just felt like saying that.