This is not Santa Claus. This is FIFA executive committee member and CONCACAF whistleblower Chuck Blazer dressed up for Halloween. Blazer, a Halloween enthusiast for years, took the easy way out this year, utilizing the most obvious costume to accompany his Santa-esqe beard. Judging from his Twitter account though, Blazer hasn’t lost his passion for Halloween, he’s just a little under the weather.
The best of other soccer in the USA Halloween costumes spotted across the world wide web after the click.
Vancouver Whitecap and US international Jay DeMerit dressed up as his usually rockin’ self.
DeMerit’s Vancouver team Eric Hassli continues his bid to be the most entertaining player in MLS in this Jack Sparrow pirate-y outfit. Check out his new tattoo here.
A Captain America-ed Carlos Bocanegra costume from a Rangers’ fan in Scotland. [Via]
A wee wittle Clint Dempsey rockin’ the Fulham red away kit.
Now this is commitment, a great tribute to Kasey Keller for his final Halloween with the Sounders (as a player at least). [Via]
Landon “Dogovan” [Via]
US Women’s National Team zombified [Via TSG]

And then some boys dressed as US soccer girls — not as good as the zombies. [Via]
Lots of Alex Morgan costumes out there, but I only found one that included the famous pink sports bra.
Stu Holden’s mom cleverly jabbed her oft-injured son with this be-crutched costume of her kin. [Via]
This guy is not as clever as Holden’s mom, but still committed with his full Holden kit and hair.[Via]
Not as daring as the Kasey Keller reverse mohawk, but still bonus points for sporting Juan Agudelo‘s new do. [Via]
And someone took TDK’s advice and went as Joey Timber. No signs of zombie Joey Timber or sexy Joey Timber though. [Via]
Sporting Kansas City’s Chance Myers. [Via]
And finally, the Hope Solo costume proved to be as popular as expected. Although, most looked like this.
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Which one is your favorite? Send us any great costumes we missed.


























